Wednesday, February 28, 2007

update! i know a girl who has big feet

$12 doesnt go far these days. hell, youre lucky to buy a drink for that.

but on tuesday nights at the red and black, you can get a haircut, a shot, and witty banter from a couple of hot faux gays.

youre probably thinking "they only cut boys hair" and you are wrong. not only did the give the lizard (pictured above) one of the best cuts ive seen her sport, but, they spent about 45 minutes cutting it, blowing it out, and flat ironing it. youre thinking "i bet she got special treatment because she was celebrating her big 3-0," and again, you are wrong. they spent 25 minutes cutting a BOYS hair, even taking the time to texturize his curls (which as a curly headed girl, i cant stress the importance of enough).

if youre like me, and have lots and lots of hair, you better make an appointment with john (pictured above) at salon loule in dupont which, at $40, is still a steal! calling you sweetheart in a totally non-condescending way is free.

man. you HAVE to stop second guessing me!

vn


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

zodiac. in theaters 03.02.07



jake, robert, mark, chloe.
david fincher directing.

oh and umm, yeah, it's based on the Robert Graysmith books about a real life serial killer, the notorious Zodiac and the unsolved case about his reign of terror on San Francisco.

duh.

(VENUE CHANGE!!!) We're gonna hit Gallery Place on Sunday like it's never been hit before. Mezze at Zaytinya to follow.
wanna?

the incredible thomas lunch. in stores. today!!!




and speaking of albums dropping TODAY, don't forget to pick yerself up a copy of the new Thomas Lunch album "Diagrams Without Instructions". I don't know how I slept on this... As I've said, I've been tired. They played last month... or earlier this month and I completely forgot to post. anywho, the record release party is in NYC tonight, so my Greenpoint peeps, do yourself a favor: Put your PDA's down and go dance for awhile.


TONIGHT
93 Second Ave
NYC, NYC
$6 (less than a PBR in NYC) almost free.


tHOMASlUNCH

Monday, February 26, 2007

DALEK. this friday 03.02.07 at the Rock and Roll Hotel





once again, someone else said it best:
PUBLIC ENEMY MEETS MY BLOODY VALENTINE.

Join NJ's finest for a night of head nodding, bass thumping and rhyme waxin'... this Friday at the Rock and Roll Hotel.

and btw, their new record "Abandoned Language" drops TOMORROW.

Friday, March 2,2007
Rock and Roll Hotel
9:30
w/ Destructo Swarmbots
Caution Curve
$10 cheap!

ipecac

Rock&Rollhotel

stanley kubrick retrospective at AFI Silver Theatre until 03.01.07











dudes, I SO meant to post this at the beginning of the month....

AFI SILVER THEATRE is currently showcasing some of Stanley Kubrick's finest films from now until Thursday, March 1st. Rather than create some witty narrative, I'm reposting the review from Gary Arnold of the Washington Times, who describes this retrospective to perfection:

"No commercial filmmaker of the last 40 years has laid a stronger claim to "high art" than Stanley Kubrick. Think of the visionary psychological, psychedelic and spiritual experiment of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY; the seductively evil iconography of A CLOCKWORK ORANGE and THE SHINING; the meticulous period detail and study in candlelight of BARRY LYNDON. His earliest efforts were rooted in conventional genre cinema, but their originality and stylistic departures remain unique: THE KILLING,a ripping caper flick, paced by the clock and fractured in time; PATHS OF GLORY, an authoritative war narrative with anti-war eloquence; Kubrick's tack on the virtually unfilmable LOLITA, making it a demented screwball comedy (as long as Shelley Winters was in the picture); and DR. STRANGELOVE, the director twisting a pulp thriller into a post-modern prank of absurdism and pitch-black comedy. Words like "chilly" have been used to describe Kubrick, but just as often those attempting to describe his work have used "groundbreaking," "influential," "awe-inspiring" and "genius." His film legacy only grows with time. In retrospect, the best of his films remain as vital as ever with each viewing."

Films playing:
THE SHINING
SPARTACUS
THE KILLING
PATHS OF GLORY
DR. STRANGELOVE or: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB
LOLITA
2001: SPACE ODYSSEY
BARRY LYNDON
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE


AFIsilvertheatre

wso. smash your head on punk rock! seBaDoh @ the 9:30



I don't like posting events this far in advance, however, when a show warrants a WSO (will sell out) tag, my blog etiquette goes out the window.


I don't know how long I've been waiting for this tour.. probably about as long as I've been waiting for the Jesus Lizard to reunite. Hell, I saw Big Black last year, so ANYTHING is possible.


the original line up in all of their indie rock glory:
Eric Gaffney
Lou Barlow
Jason Lowenstein

April 3, 2007
9:30 Club
w/ Bent Moustache



sebadoh


Friday, February 23, 2007

Shhh!

Keep it down tonight, people. Neema's sleeping.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Modernist Society. tonight! 02.22.07 @ St. Ex




Join the Modernist Society tonight!
DJs D-Mac & Neville C.
play
modern
funky
rarities.
ten til....

Café Saint-Ex
1847 14th Street
downstairs

Monday, February 19, 2007

Grinderman Single out TODAY! 02.19.07

No Pussy Blues



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at long last....

Grinderman - Debut Album Out 5th March 2007

On 5th April 2006, Nick Cave, Warren Ellis, Martyn Casey and Jim Sclavunos entered RAK studios, London, for a week with producer Nick Launay and recorded thirteen songs. It was mixed in September at Metropolis Studios. Calling themselves Grinderman, the album is set for a March 2007 release.

Nick Cave - vocals, electric guitar, organ, piano
Warren Ellis - electric bouzouki, Fendocastor, violin, viola, acoustic guitar, backing vocals
Martyn Casey - bass, acoustic guitar, backing vocals
Jim Sclavunos - drums, percussion, backing vocals


grinderman

muterecords

heavy metal weekend continues...



1986. Reign in Blood. a defining album of my tortured youth. if you don't have your tickets already, tough shit cause tonight's show and tomorrow night's show at the 9:30 are both sold out.

see you in the mosh pit.

PUNK LOVE. 02.02.07 thru 03.03.07




you gotta love when you walk into an art gallery *ahem*, fine art gallery, and Pay to Cum is playing over the stereo. Jana, Jason and I braved last Saturday's wintry mix, and hit Georgetown to see some of our favorite old school DC icons. Take a walk down second generation punk memory lane, to view the photography of Susie J. Horgan.

govindagallery

1227 34th Street NW, Washington DC 20007
T. + 202.333.1180 F. + 202.625.0440
Gallery Hours: Tuesday – Saturday , 11AM – 6PM

don't buy this phone! the moto q sucks ass.



This is probably the worst phone of all time. I bought it for it's sleek design, qwerty keypad, microsoft operating system, speakerphone, camera, predictive texting functionality... the list goes on and on. After 5 days of being on my home phone with customer no service and STILL completely unable to download ringtones, upload photos, see when I have a message (yup, no fucking lighted display), or constant web browser failure, I'm done.

where's the packing slip? this one is going back to the factory.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Dine Out, Fight AIDS


We're all in save money mode, I know. But, couldn't you use a good excuse to go out to eat? Dining Out for Life is what you're looking for.

Here's the deal, on Thurs, March 8th, restaurants all over DC will donate a portion of their earnings to an awesome DC-based non-profit called Food & Friends. Food & Friends supports people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-challenging illnesses. Along with nutrition counseling, Food & Friends prepares, packages and delivers meals and groceries to more than 1,200 people in the DC area.

Yours truly Leatha Weapon is one of the "Ambassadors" for the evening to help recruit people to dine at one of the fabulous participating locations. Here's where you come in, you need to come to the restaurant I'm at for the evening! Stay tuned, in coming days I'll tell you exactly what restaurant to sign up for that evening.

Housemate Leavin' Blues



My housemate’s leavin’
He’s gotta new place to stay
Gonna go climb a mountain-uh
Yeah he’s takin his furniture ‘way…

Aw, I got the housemate darlin’
I got those housemate leavin’ blues
Yeah if you have a friend who needs a room now
Tell them to put on their movin’ shoes

The room is nine by twelve, ah
It’s got 3 windows too…
If you like livin' with girls, now
Then this room is made for you

Aw we got the housemate baby…
We got those housemate leavin no replacement blues
Aw you better tell your other housemates
I got to move, or I’m gonna lose

The rent is $666…
We didn’t plan it that wa-hay
Got your own closet and bathroom
But utilities you’ll have to pay

I got those housemate now now now… well
Got those ever-lovin housemate blues
If I don’t find a new housemate by May 1st
Laaawd I just don’t know what I’ll do

Thank you.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Baby's Very First Rave 02.24.07

Yikes! It's next weekend! I've been living, sleeping & eating electronica-event-production for the past few weeks. We have: 24 red lights, 5 bartenders, 2 "live acts" (electronica artists that compose the music simultaneously with performance), 1 DJ, 2 video/projection artists, 1 DJ stage (begged, borrowed & stolen from our children's theater), 3 projection screens. What else do we need? YOU, to warm up the dance floor, appreciate the music where our normal audience won't be able to, and have a general good time at the Smithsonian. (And watch me run around & play event coordinator.)



© MUTEK06/Miguel Legault

Let me recap my earlier posting on the subject: (Watch out, it's a long one!)

MUTEK and the government of Quebec are bringing down 2 "live acts" and 1 DJ from their yearly underground electronica festival. (If you don't know, find out through the website! It's epic!) With the underground movement in Montreal having gained speed around the mid to late 90's, these guys definitely know their stuff.

MONTREAL UNDERGROUND
Saturday, February 24, 9pm-1am
Ripley Center, Smithsonian Institution, 1100 Jefferson Drive SW
(appropriately, the event takes place 3 floors underground)
$30, open bar

Also added to the bill are video-artist-duo Clandestine & les passagers, projected on 3 screens during the event. Pheek Mossa & Lemieux specialze in minimalist house, with the unmistakable stamp of quirky canadian french-speakers.

But don't take my word for it, check it out:
PHEEK
Live recording (with a short intro in French): http://www.bandeapart.fm/telechargement/bapfm_episode_56.mp3
or www.myspace.com/pheekmoozik
MOSSA
Live recording: www.samurai.fm/mutek2006
or www.myspace.com/mossamusic
DJ VINCENT LEMIEUX
www.myspace.com/musiquerisquee

Yah! I have spots available on the
GUEST LIST. E-mail me, first come first serve!

Stewart Lupton: Will Never Sell Out 02.20

This is my kind of singin: Tripped out songwriting where the words don't make sense on paper, but set themselves up in your subconcious for days... Could easily be sung by a cowboy in full dress and no one would bat an eye... But the actual singer is a sunken-cheeked classic romantic figure who sweats so much you're sure he has the cholera... The sum is definitely greater than the parts.

Stewart Lupton (Childe Ballad - opening for Brandon Butler) w/ Sitali
Tuesday, February 20th
Doors 8:30
$10

Thursday, February 15, 2007

ted leo: WSO

wso: slang for will sell out, and we dont mean this in a corporate america kind of way. tickets are on sale now and according to inside sources, the show is already half sold out. i rarely buy my tickets online cause im cheap and i like to save the $8, but, this will be worth it. promise. i have mine, now go get yours!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

le sigh

apparently sex workers, like witches and sugar, melt in the rain.

there will be no sex worker art show today.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

i know a girl who has big feet

and she only pays $12 for a haircut and a shot of jack.



where: red and black
when: tuesday, 9-11pm
the cutter: john cullen, salon loule

But Wait, There's More! Field Trips # 2 & 3...

Oh, did you think I was done? Not yet, my pretties... The Neema and I are scheming constantly, and summer is shaping up well. Next Field trips in the works: Gypsy Eyes Farm Party, June 22 & 23, Lignum VA. Yes, it's a party and it's on a farm. SAVE THE DATE.




And get ready for tummy sunburns... that's right, we're going tubing! All of the glorious details will be revealed once we make it safely to the other side of winter.